what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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Can’t decide…
Murder…
Or hug….
I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug. I’m going with hug.
Forever re-blog.
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
(Source: wethinkwedream)


